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Making the world a happier place with design, illustration, novelty fonts, and education with your buddy Meg!
Keynote for events & conferences

The world made us boring

Now adults are struggling to innovate, ideate, play, and create. Good news! I made a keynote that fixes it.

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1M+ adults reached clown 200+ events spoken 12+ years on stage design storytelling improv comedy inspirational hopeful actionable
  • "Hilarious and inspiring, like nothing I've seen before!"

    Sarah K, attendee

  • "I was on the edge of my seat, I never knew what to expect next."

    Carlos P, attendee

  • "I think this is the best talk I've ever seen. I cried, I laughed! I feel hopeful again!"

    Diana W, attendee

brand new! 6 years in the making

The Grown-Up's Guide to Growing Down

How the world trained us to be boring, and the technique to get our original ideas back

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Meg on stage in front of a slide that says Let's reject boring normalcy

It starts early! Somewhere during childhood, every one of us got trained to stop being ourselves and start pretending to be "normal" instead. Kids who excel at normal grow into adults who are easier to sell to and easier to manage. Adults who secretly hate themselves for never fitting a mold the world made up.

Until one day we look up, exhausted, with no idea what we actually want and no idea how to have an original idea anymore. This talk uses powerful storytelling to show how this happened to all of us, what it cost my dad, and the technique that gets our one-of-a-kind ability to innovate back.

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Your audience will:

  • Understand why so many adults feel stuck, lost, and overwhelmed, and the 3 tactics the world used to get us here: turn everything into a competition, invent problems we never had, and keep moving the definition of "normal"
  • Learn The Speed of Fun, my technique built from clown, improv, and social science that trains adults to ideate faster than their inner critic
  • Figure out what they actually want (instead of what the world trained them to want)
  • Discover why the world roots for them the second they stop pretending to be normal, and what that changes about how they ideate, innovate, and create

There is magic around every corner

But adults have been trained to not even notice. Somewhere along the way, we got too busy, too scared, and too "normal" to enjoy, play, and be free.

My keynote trains audiences how to get it back.

Go ahead, play with those balls. It's fun!!
Psst! Tilt (or toss!) your phone!

Adults are scared, stuck, and overwhelmed more than ever

My talk is designed to bring a feeling of hope, autonomy, and control!

The future of innovation isn't just about tools!!

It's about humanity, love, joy, curiosity, and play. And silencing the noise so every adult can remember their remarkable ability to ideate like no one else can.

Audiences leave knowing what they can create that nobody else possibly could, and feeling like the future needs them. Because it does!!

1M+adults reached
200+events spoken at
12+years speaking
I've spoken at
DesignThinkers, Canada Creative Works, Seattle Adobe MAX, Miami CreativeMornings, NYC We Make Future, Italy Hybrid Conf, Dublin AIGA National, Minneapolis 99U, NYC Designer Boss Summit, Australia Dribbble Hang Time, Los Angeles Owner Summit, Atlanta MARCON, Oklahoma City UX Y'all, Raleigh
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sneak peek!

Watch an early version of this talk

This clip is from last year, while I was still writing it. The talk has grown a lot since, but it'll give you a feel for my energy!

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They said it, not me!

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"Meg is one of those rare brilliantly hilarious speakers that constantly has your attention. Best of all, Meg is involved with attendees, spending incredible quality time with them and doesn't just appear for the talk. Meg is all in."

Dann Petty, event organizer
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"Everyone walked away empowered to take control of their careers! Meg was an absolute delight and an inspiration, and we are so grateful."

Mary, event organizer
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"Meg showed me things about myself I didn't even know. I look at everything I do through a totally different lens now and am SO much more confident making work that feels just like me!"

Dalal, attendee
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"Meg is an expert at approaching complex, serious topics in such a fun way that it makes otherwise painful transformative work feel easy."

Matt, attendee
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Why I'm different

A performer at heart, with something important to say!

Meg on stage in front of colorful slides

Designer!

14 years designing for big brands like Meta, Slack, Universal Music Group, Condé Nast, and Barbie. Every slide, cue, and moment of my keynote is designed thoughtfully with audience experience in mind.

Meg laughing on stage with rock-on hands

Comedian!

I'm trained in improv and stand-up, allowing me to not be afraid to go big and silly in any room!

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Physical actor!

I'm trained in clown, physical acting, and even stunt training and stage combat. When I say I'm a performer, I mean it!

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People-pleaser!

I show up early, get you everything you need, and my life depends on making you happy. My flaws are your gain!

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also!

Workshops for your event too!

Ideation training disguised as playtime! Pair one with the keynote and fill two slots with one person.

Meg on stage in front of a giant Speed of Fun slide

The Speed of Fun: Innovation & Ideation Workshop

Hands-on games built from improv and clown (in a not-scary way) that train adults to generate ideas faster than fear can interfere.

Details coming soon!
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What Do I Want to Be When I Grow Up?

A career emergency intensive for lost adults. Their excuse to sit down, do deep self-discovery work, and finally figure it out.

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Queer Your Career

Question the norms and reimagine a career as expansive as you. A little yapping and a lot of hands-on working!

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Want something just for your team? See workshops for teams!

 

Got questions?

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Let's bring this to your event!

I'm often booked as both opener and closer because my talk is usually the emotional and energetic climax of the entire event! One organizer called me "the exclamation point at the end of the event!"

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Questions? boop@meglewis.com